I pick my nose. I travel. I roll my eyes. I fart. I give bad advice. I pig out. I listen. I have the worst instincts. I google...a lot. I sing my heart out. I ask stupid questions. I have faith in the universe. I dream. I laugh out loud. I love. I live.
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intergalacticsloth:

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

The Pluto fandom doesn’t fuck around

201 | 365 Days of Music

Heavy Metal Heart by SKY FERREIRA

I can feel the heat of the light on my face
As I’m walkin’ away from you
I can feel the beat of the night in my chest
I feel like I’m a galaxy away from you
Yeah I’m losing myself, talking to myself in the dark
When my body starts to work like a machine
I can feel the pulse of my heavy metal heart

Spotify Playlist: 365 Days of Music

200 | 365 Days of Music

To The Top by TWIN SHADOW

You will never belong to me

Now I can see the light

That you are never good at controlling me

Now I can see the light shine and I know

It was blinding you

I know it’s not the right time tonight

But I won’t move until this stops

We go back to the top

Back to the top.

Spotify Playlist: 365 Days of Music

199 | 365 Days of Music

Wild by ROYAL TEETH

Don’t you think it’s time for you and me to make some history
Tell me now what you say ‘cause we can take anything
Just because we’re growing up, it doesn’t mean we’ve had enough
When times are hard we’ll smile and say we’re not afraid of anything
(‘Cause we feel young and wild)
I believe that I can make you scream
For me

Help me see everything we used to be
We won’t forget
The lives we lived, the loves we chased
We lost the things we can’t replace
(When we were young and wild)
I believe that I can make you scream
For me

197 | 365 Days of Music

Afraid by THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

Keep on dreaming, don’t stop breathing, fight those demons
Sell your soul, not your whole self
If they see you when you’re sleeping, make them leave it
And I can’t even see if it’s all there anymore so
You’re too mean, I don’t like you, fuck you anyway
You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs
It hurts but I won’t fight you
You suck anyway
You make me wanna die, right when I…

When I wake up I’m afraid

Somebody else might take my place

RULES OF FIGHT CLUB AS SENT TO MEMBERS

1. Do not talk about Fight Club

9. No doing  charades about Fight Club. It’s just like talking. Come on.

16. Don’t  do the choreography from the “Thriller” video during a fight  because while it’s a funny joke, it’s somewhat  disrespectful to your opponent.

19. The “Hey look over there!” pointing move is forbidden.

25. Please don’t call it Fart Club during a fight because it makes everyone crack up every time.

For the complete list of Fight Club rules, read John Moe’s hilarious book: Dear Luke, We Need To Talk. Darth.